So... um, how to solve this?

The Roblox forum post about this site has a bunch of people wanting to join... but the other thing is, almost all of them want to be mods. What do?

Allow them all to join the forum but only pick people you want to reccommend for important positions if you know and trust them, maybe you could forward their names to other MPs to help you decide if you're still unsure.

Firmly tell them no, but add that we're just like roblox, but without crappy mods. Also, as we are a very new community, there is a high chance of them becoming a moderator (or even president) if they become active members.